27 year old bear cub. Happily partnered for about three years to Jason in Portland, OR. This is my blog where I post things that make me piss myself from laughter. Please also check out my Art/Food/Music Tumblr and my electricunderwear Tumblr. Enjoy your stay! var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-29401795-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @budacub)http://budacub.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55e3c05d698126ff0482baeefe36c494/tumblr_mn8140Nsgz1qcbchao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My first pair of prescription sunglasses</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/51100700712http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/51100700712Wed, 22 May 2013 15:28:48 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e77d962b9370fd5c6c29268398e29fe/tumblr_mn6c1dPbcm1qddzmko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Prayer: the cheap shitty way out</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/51055216243http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/51055216243Tue, 21 May 2013 23:47:01 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0bded0167c5e68b2f96e41460608d4f/tumblr_mmjaxq16F51qewacoo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51101c660cac69faf87552ca91e108f6/tumblr_mmjaxq16F51qewacoo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de12589bdba5faf3df23edbf4a64aa26/tumblr_mmjaxq16F51qewacoo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a4a1b2c59739d7e4374b9aee6be38de/tumblr_mmjaxq16F51qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b047667c8eaf793320d1acf95005f8e/tumblr_mmjaxq16F51qewacoo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Oh schnap</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/51040169488http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/51040169488Tue, 21 May 2013 19:32:29 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/85cceb8e2ed335b70e4ec5b5d4aed584/tumblr_mmtsciBjmW1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Marry me</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/51039386890http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/51039386890Tue, 21 May 2013 19:23:08 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/13d00d3d6163ba8c6b8bd08ac8ced402/tumblr_mle58anJmU1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughingstation.tumblr.com/post/50986362757/more-funny-post-here" target="_blank"><span>Worse than crocks?</span></a></p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50987289438http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50987289438Tue, 21 May 2013 06:21:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13bf766494318c1ab7cf195e191c8ae4/tumblr_mm1wtyUMMT1qfoj4do1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>“Maybe Justin beiber will love me now,” thought Taylor Swift.</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50987252177http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50987252177Tue, 21 May 2013 06:20:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e44ce6e0d4a1f86feb2c0b801cf2d243/tumblr_mn5gf06Jpg1qc8xtpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Something seems aloaf.</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50987055919http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50987055919Tue, 21 May 2013 06:15:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/86c7abf3873f1cb5a0bff65dd9d432e5/tumblr_mgdqzyioeZ1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>true american heros</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50969341539http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50969341539Mon, 20 May 2013 21:56:33 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc2dedf56f874b3cb4c884b889dcd4c0/tumblr_mn4k0noXOM1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>TTYL my ppl need me</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50968728279http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50968728279Mon, 20 May 2013 21:46:01 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m962ce3U0E1rxrwg4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>bitches better get my fuckin nuggets right next time</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50968607022http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50968607022Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88dba7d7bcbb5c881f332802e0444968/tumblr_mmubh6jx8v1ql2603o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Prep for Jurassic Park 4</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50968075021http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50968075021Mon, 20 May 2013 21:35:17 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1a9cf819fe8b3bcf3b1607e5f30c2b3/tumblr_mn2yd2OlBm1sogndbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atheist-god.tumblr.com/post/50954739042/saw-this-at-a-local-shop-i-reckon-i-could-make-up" target="_blank">atheist-god</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Saw this at a local shop. I reckon I could make up bullshit for $90 an hour.</p> <p><a href="http://atheist-god.tumblr.com" target="_blank">heres some atheism</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Looks crazy enough for someone stupid to fall for it.</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50966659267http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50966659267Mon, 20 May 2013 21:13:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1112f567a126640cba2826c43266e73a/tumblr_ml6neqG52t1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>all the tender sweet pussy a man can handle</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50966167408http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50966167408Mon, 20 May 2013 21:06:08 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/573f904e178941e1a9391d5c6b78d813/tumblr_mn4a51j81b1r2txdlo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Let this be a reminder to everyone: you never know where a cock has been.</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50965548902http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50965548902Mon, 20 May 2013 20:57:04 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/369d06e833ece436599dae1705e8ec28/tumblr_mmzxonVXIP1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>that chair looks just like that asian…</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50965470523http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50965470523Mon, 20 May 2013 20:55:55 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ec80jozC1ry10fwo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rapewhistled.tumblr.com/post/42927454859/a-majestic-stealthy-cold-blooded-killer" target="_blank">rapewhistled</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a majestic stealthy cold blooded killer</p> </blockquote> <p>^^^^</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50965257772http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50965257772Mon, 20 May 2013 20:52:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cb3b20e5d5b29e2529cd7c84e667254/tumblr_mn2ef1GQs71r7vr7ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Art</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50956128192http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50956128192Mon, 20 May 2013 18:58:15 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59b925a8a5cac109f6dbcc6562445217/tumblr_mn4ehmQrlB1qdnjboo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yes!</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50956075969http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50956075969Mon, 20 May 2013 18:57:37 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/804912221bd4298072e9932d27ea1824/tumblr_mle52jMLAN1qh3knbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cats not cunts</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50956054845http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50956054845Mon, 20 May 2013 18:57:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8f299f54a993db42268dc1db65c4832/tumblr_mn4gjwl9Tj1qgdesdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gingerbasterd.tumblr.com/post/50947510642" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gingerbasterd</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Gpoy</p></blockquote> <p>To my balls</p>http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50955481595http://budacub.tumblr.com/post/50955481595Mon, 20 May 2013 18:50:33 -0700