“It looks like you’re low on blinker fluid.” “Does that actually exist?” ”No.” “…” ”Don’t take that dick out of my ass or I’ll smash your carburetor to smithereens.”
27 year old bear cub. Happily partnered for about three years to Jason in Portland, OR. This is my blog where I post things that make me piss myself from laughter. Please also check out my Art/Food/Music Tumblr and my electricunderwear Tumblr.