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Jan 29

whoisjavier:

I’ve only been on a plane once in Mexico, but technically it wasn’t a plane. It was a bus.

How Lost impacted my life

Reblogged 1 day ago from whoisjavier

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Jan 29

I tried this once, and accidentally drank the entire damn thing in one swig.

(Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque)

Reblogged 1 day ago from nohetero

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Jan 29

“Delightfully naughty!” thought Captain Picard in an European accent.

(Source: dungeonsandrobots)

Reblogged 1 day ago from adorkacub

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Jan 29

This is hilariously offensive, yet so very accurate.

Keep your jesus off my penis (by princesspan86)

Posted 1 day ago

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Jan 29

My daughter should have given me her fucking money.

(Source: epic4chan)

Reblogged 1 day ago from epic4chan

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Jan 28

Coolest thing in the world

(Source: mightygiggle)

Reblogged 1 day ago from ecossebear

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Jan 28

Perfect jesus! Hold it right there!

(Source: 0ver-doze)

Reblogged 1 day ago from nohetero

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Jan 28

I’m always grammatically right.

Reblogged 1 day ago from julioisonfire

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Jan 28

Wanna swap batteries?

Reblogged 1 day ago from nohetero

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Jan 28

tastefullyoffensive:

Scumbag Chapstick
via

It is impossible to agree more with this.

Reblogged 1 day ago from maumau90

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Jan 28

Not sure why, but I think this is hilarious.

(Source: epic4chan)

Reblogged 1 day ago from nohetero

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Jan 28

Romance in all of its’ stupidity

Reblogged 1 day ago from nohetero

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Jan 28

Hear my farts, lord

(Source: shmokinweedinthefrontyahd)

Reblogged 1 day ago from maumau90

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Jan 28

I fucking love being baked

(Source: youngwilldfreee)

Reblogged 1 day ago from maumau90

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Jan 28

IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG. Watch this. You won’t regret it!

Gareth Emery feat. Christina Novelli - Concrete Angel [Official Music Video] (by officialgarethemery)

Posted 2 days ago

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